supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

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ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano, via green-moose)



denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

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Bitch who asked you ?
-A bitch who didn’t ask you  (via hefuckin)

(Source: yappanese, via ravesexual)


thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via mynamescolumn)



thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

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