fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

(via sakizen)



when will my life’s bass drop

(Source: mydogsnokes, via midnight-heat)



envycamacho:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

(Source: guy, via midnight-heat)



And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave.
-Unknown (via exoticwild)

(Source: hannahhpricee, via midnight-heat)


sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via midnight-heat)



  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from

pausing-rain:

i decided to get mildly dressed up
BRUH
-WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

(Source: isnowfairy, via midnight-heat)


crocspaperscissors:

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying

what do you mean tried

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

(via midnight-heat)



takeyou:

californaia:

takeyou:

I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son

(via midnight-heat)